25.3.11
6.3.11
Look at me now.
Facebook. Thats where it all started. Well I was on facebook. Pretty new. Bee was my classmate. Sat behind me in class. She was the little attention seeker. The loud girl. People said we looked alike but i didnt believe that because to me she was plain ugly and unpleasant. Back to where it all started. On facebook, bee was the only other person in my class that had an account. So we became friends online and also in class. I'll comment on her pictures and updates. It was fun while it lasted. Till i accepted a friend request from her friend. I knew him on facebook. I had seen him comment on her pictures. They seemed pretty close, as a friend, the next day in class i asked her about him. She said 'he's just my friend'. I asked him about her he said 'she's my friend. I like her but she's acting up, but i know she wants me.' so i made my conclusion. They liked eachother but she wouldn't tell me that for obvious reasons. So he became my good friend online. We'ld share jokes, share stories. It was fun. At first i wanted to tell her but then i thought about it and i clearly wasn't doing anything wrong. Deep inside i knew he liked me already cus he told me. But hey, they weren't dating. And she wasn't telling me anything relevant. It really wasn't a big deal at that time. Until some funny things started happening. . . This boy was not in Nigeria. But every time i got home from school, he'ld call me and tell me everything i did in school. Bee was spying on me and reportin to him. She knew something was going on but she never asked me. In school we were cool, we'ld take breaks together sometimes. We'ld joke and laugh. It was normal to an observer but we both knew something wasn't right. I wasn't going to tell her anything if she didn't ask. And she wasn't going to ask. Instead she chose to spy on me. She wasn't only spying. She told him alot of lies about me. At night, he'ld call me and tell me everything she said. She told him i was the dumbest girl in class, i was the ugliest and she said people called me kangaroo. i really didnt care cus he didnt believe her... And really, we were just friends. He'ld tell me alot of secrets. I'ld tell him mine. When i broke up with my boyfriend he was on the phone all night. Talking to me like a little sister. Thats what i was. His lil sister. But Bee didn't know that. She told people i stole his number from her phone. Which i obviously didnt. Everything i did in class she watched closely. I noticed so i started doing things to annoy her. I'ld write random love letters knowing she was reading it. Then she'll tell him and he'll tell me. It was funny. I was messing with her. But if only i had known how serious she was. Soon the whole school knew about it. She told them i was seducing her friend. I still acted ignorant. We'ld still talk, work together. Laugh. Share private jokes. Then I told him i was tired of everything. There was nothing to hide. So we decided to have a conversation on her wall. Which we did. It was so natural and funny. We both thought that way she'ld know we were just friends. But not Bee. He called me the next day and told me she said i was hitting on him. Well people , i flipped. That was it!! I went to class the next morning and asked her why she said what she said. But she acted like she didnt know what i was talkin about. So we stopped talking. She still sat behind me in class and she still spyed. Several times i asked her if she wanted to ask me anything. She said no.
4.3.11
3.3.11
Strict cookie.
Most people believe i dont believe in love. Well thats just so wrong. I do but i like pretending i dont. Why? Because 'cool people dont fall in love'. That doesn't actually mean i actually have. I don't think i've felt any of those things they describe in books. I'ld really love to love though. I think its going to be hard cus HE exists only in my head.
1. He has to be beautiful. I dont want ugly kids. My dna mustn't be messed up.
2. He has to be rich. Yes. Rich. I dont want to spend all the days of my life hustling. Then i'ld grow up fast. Hell no!
3. He has to be patient. My attitude kinda stinks so he has to be air freshner x_x. In order words am hard to deal with. So he has to be patient.
4. He has to be smart. Thats just an automatic must. No reasons needed.
5. Ugly cars. I love those and so must he. If a cars ugly we must have it!
6. He must be able to sing. No frog voice and i said sing not rap. So when am going to sleep, he can sing to me. I'll laugh. But dont think its cus of your voice.
7. He must be quiet. Am quite and i dont want to be with someone that'll need to be stuffed in the mouth with tissue before keeping quiet. I hate talking so we'll just love eachother in total silence.
8. He must not like food too much. If he eats like a monkey i'ld probably stab him one day. So no too much food.
9. Must be a good kisser. Kiss me outta my senses. I dont want to have to brush my teeth and scrub my tongue.
10. Must be extremely neat. Else i wont share your t-shirts and boxers with you.
11. He must be funny and laugh at all my jokes. Even the senseless ones, the dry ones. Just laugh like you're going to die so that i can call you a fool and you mustn't get angry.
12. He must have a piercing only me can see. ;)
13. He must have NO tattoos. Thats dirty.
14. He must be able to cook. Am pretty lazy so we'll make a timetable. :D
15. He must respect me and always have my back even when am wrong.
16. Am a sucker for dimples.
17. He must have a killer smile like lunga shabalala. And shouldn't laugh like an hyena in public and make everybody stare i'll just excuse my self forever.
18. He must be a flirt around other ladies, lead them on but always come back to me.
19. Not a sex freak. Just once in a while.
20. Rock. If he doesn't like rock then he doesn't like me.
21. Dont tell me am beautiful all the time, i'll stop believing you.
22. He must always tell me my paintings and drawings are awesome even if its ugly.
I think thats all for now. If you think you're him buzz me. :)
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