Strict cookie.

Most people believe i dont believe in love. Well thats just so wrong. I do but i like pretending i dont. Why? Because 'cool people dont fall in love'. That doesn't actually mean i actually have. I don't think i've felt any of those things they describe in books. I'ld really love to love though. I think its going to be hard cus HE exists only in my head.
1. He has to be beautiful. I dont want ugly kids. My dna mustn't be messed up.
2. He has to be rich. Yes. Rich. I dont want to spend all the days of my life hustling. Then i'ld grow up fast. Hell no!
3. He has to be patient. My attitude kinda stinks so he has to be air freshner x_x. In order words am hard to deal with. So he has to be patient.
4. He has to be smart. Thats just an automatic must. No reasons needed.
5. Ugly cars. I love those and so must he. If a cars ugly we must have it!
6. He must be able to sing. No frog voice and i said sing not rap. So when am going to sleep, he can sing to me. I'll laugh. But dont think its cus of your voice.
7. He must be quiet. Am quite and i dont want to be with someone that'll need to be stuffed in the mouth with tissue before keeping quiet. I hate talking so we'll just love eachother in total silence.
8. He must not like food too much. If he eats like a monkey i'ld probably stab him one day. So no too much food.
9. Must be a good kisser. Kiss me outta my senses. I dont want to have to brush my teeth and scrub my tongue.
10. Must be extremely neat. Else i wont share your t-shirts and boxers with you.
11. He must be funny and laugh at all my jokes. Even the senseless ones, the dry ones. Just laugh like you're going to die so that i can call you a fool and you mustn't get angry.
12. He must have a piercing only me can see. ;)
13. He must have NO tattoos. Thats dirty.
14. He must be able to cook. Am pretty lazy so we'll make a timetable. :D
15. He must respect me and always have my back even when am wrong.
16. Am a sucker for dimples.
17. He must have a killer smile like lunga shabalala. And shouldn't laugh like an hyena in public and make everybody stare i'll just excuse my self forever.
18. He must be a flirt around other ladies, lead them on but always come back to me.
19. Not a sex freak. Just once in a while.
20. Rock. If he doesn't like rock then he doesn't like me.
21. Dont tell me am beautiful all the time, i'll stop believing you.
22. He must always tell me my paintings and drawings are awesome even if its ugly.
I think thats all for now. If you think you're him buzz me. :)